Ok, so after nearly a year, I’ve been inspired to start this up again. I read many many blogs so i thought i should really get my act together with my own!
I just re-read my introduction about myself – written entirely in the third person, so i though it would be an ideal time to post a little piece i’ve been thinking about for a while. Here goes!
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I often find myself running through facebook status messages in my head. Especially when I’m at work, or when I’m waiting for my boyfriend to get home from work in the afternoons.
Kate is hungry
Kate is wondering what an intelligent polymer is
Kate can’t believe it’s not past midday yet
Kate is going downstairs
Kate is chopping onions
Kate clearly needs to speak to another human being soon because she keeps reducing her life to meaningless one line descriptions in the third person.
Now, I’ve done a bit of market research (well, I asked my brother, boyfriend and a few of my friends!) and I’m not the only person who does this – everyone I asked knew exactly what I was talking about.
I tend not to actually write these status updates on facebook because I fear I won’t be witty enough! And people who post boring details about their life every hour kind of annoy me – there’s a guy in my friends list who has literally posted an update on his (recently amputated) big toe about 10 times a day, every day for the last two months.
But in general, I do like reading other people’s status – I find it fascinating that they actually sit down and think to themselves “hmmm, what am I doing right now?”
Everyday, usually with my 10am coffee, I sit at work and trawl through all the new status updates to see what people are doing. These are some of the things my friends came with today:
— Samantha is not having a good day and finding a bug on my sandwich didn’t help YUK!!!
— Sarah is slightly concerned as to why the right side of her lip has swelled up so greatly and now resembles a raspberry… Am I going to die?
— April cant believe she got seasons 1 AND 2 of Baywatch for $10 each!
— Troy has woken up to a slightly smaller foot
— Melissa this is a reminder to myself: pay $8 in library fines.
Truly fascinating stuff.
Other people have written obscure, startling things that have me dreaming up all sorts of crazy scenarios:
— Tim is crawling through the doggy door.
— Julia is dreaming of her previous life as a brunette carnivore.
— Emma was on fire last night…literally
— Alisha had forgotten about her obsessive competitive streak and pre-apologises to her future children for being a psyco soccer mum.
Recently I jumped on the newest social media bandwagon and got myself a Twitter account – where you have 140 characters to post whatever you like. I find it completely impossible to write anything, which makes me a pretty hopeless Twitterer, because I can’t stop thinking in the third person.